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Thursday, July 26, 2012

BLUSH

Chicken Tenders
Does this picture look like a blurry bunch of junk? Does it look like it might not even be food? Because that is exactly how it tasted. Blush is a gentleman's club in downtown Pittsburgh and photographs are not allowed, so I had to be secretive. Surprisingly, they offer food. I had my choice of french fries, pizza or chicken tenders. Basically, a selection akin to what you might find at a little league baseball game minus snow cones, pixie sticks and nachos. However, this food was considerably worse than what you would get at a children's baseball game.

The chicken tasted just awful. The breading was falling off and I can only imagine that it was prepared in a microwave or a small toaster oven. The texture of the meat was like that of rubber and the flavor was about the same. The biggest offense is that the chicken only came with ketchup, and that ketchup wasn't even Heinz. A real slap in the face to Pittsburgh.

Some positive notes: the employees here are naked, they extended the happy hour for our group, the drinks were fine, the kitchen is being expanded following renovations, and honestly, if you are eating dinner in a strip club you probably have bigger issues than lousy chicken tenders.



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2 comments:

  1. Cheetah Lounge has the best food I've had in my life. Strip Club meets Country Club in the ATL.

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