|What do vegan zombies say?|
- Graaaaaains! Graaaaaaains!
The middle eastern food scene in Pittsburgh is lackluster at best. I used to rave about Krystal's in the Strip District, but rumor has it that ole' Krystal was down on her luck and had to sell the place. The new owners cut some corners with the food, and now I'd rather eat at Arby's. HORSEY SAUCE BRO.
|Now made with real horses!|
|I like my damn kibbeh crispier!|